Who doesn't have a clue
You’ll find them down in Adelaide
In Perth, and in the zoo.
The difference is the crocodah
Unlike his fearsome mates
Is kind of slow, but that’s okay
They love the human race.
Your normal croc
She won’t think twice
‘bout biting off your arm,
But not the ‘dahs’, they’re lov-a-ly
And have a certain charm.
So next time you’re in Wollingong
In Cairns or Port Pirie
Be sure to kiss a crocodah
They’re nice as they can be.
©2015, Stephen Labovsky
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